I sit alone looking in the mirror

I wish to god I was Craig Kilborn

I wanna I wanna look like him

I wanna I wanna sass like him



Cuz everybody knows he gets all the girls

and everybody knows he has the best hair in the world, in the world



A Whitney Brown A whitney Brown, Yea he's pretty cool

and that sexy sexy Beth chick

she makes me drool GO, but craig

Makes Ted Koppel look like a pansy

Jeanine Garfolo wants his weanie



Don't ever go and cut your hair! Don't ever cut your hair!

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