(H. Banks)

Oh, there's 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18

wheels on a big rig;

(OK, everybody now!)

Oh, there's 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18

wheels on a big rig;

And they're rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.

(Mighty fine, good buddy, let's back the big rig on up now!)

Oh, there's 18-17-16-15-14-13-12-11-10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1

wheels on a big rig;

(OK, now let's count just the even number wheels.)

Oh, there's 2-4-6-8-10-12-14-16-18

wheels on a big rig;

And they're rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.

(OK, let's go to the other side of the truck now and count just

the odd number wheels.)

Oh, there's 1-3-5-7-9-11...13.....15.......17 wheels on a big rig;

(Sounds like you might have a flat...I don't know.)

(OK, since you're so smart, why don't you try doing it in Roman numerals?)

(OK, I will.)

Oh, there's I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X XI XII XIII XIV XV XVI XVII XVIII

wheels on a big rig,

And they're rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.

(Top that, will you!)

(I will now attempt to divide the wheels of a big rig by pi.)

Oh, there's 3.1431425679..11...million wheels on a big rig,

And they're rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.