I have a friend

Who goes out Friday night

And everytime he goes out

He always gets drunk

And when he comes home late at night

He hugs the toilet for three hours

Then passes out on the bathroom floor

And he wakes up the next morning feeling really shitty



(Chorus:)

What is wrong with this picture?

TELL ME!

What is wrong with this picture?

TELL ME!

I need to know right now!

RIGHT NOW!

RIGHT NOW!



I have another friend

He likes to smoke pot

And everytime he does it

He always gets high

Once he thought he was Superman

He thought he could fly

So he jumped out a three storie window

And fell thirty feet straight into a dumpster

He wasn't hurt too bad

He just broke his back

Now he can't walk 'cause he's paralyzed!



(Chorus:)

What is wrong with this picture?

TELL ME!

What is wrong with this picture?

TELL ME!

I need to know right now!

RIGHT NOW!

RIGHT NOW!



(repeat x2)