Performed by adam sandler



Transcribed by drkxpacdx.



Hey you guys, i just wanted to thank you for listening to the record and i hope you had as much fun as i did and here's one last little diddy just for you.



I used to ride my big wheel, and sell lemonade,

Eat popcorn with grandpa while we watched the parade

But now i'm only happy when i'm drinking j.d.

What the hell happened to me?



I used to have fun throwing snowballs with my best friend billy

And mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly

But now i only get excited when i see a girl pee

What the hell happened to me?



I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood

I only did the things that momma said i should

But now i just do whatever i want

I even whipped it out in a restaurant



I used to help clean the park in the middle of town

And then played kickball til the sun went down

But now all i do is get vd,

What the hell happened to me?



It makes no sense

I can't believe i ended on me

I'm out of my gourd

Won't somebody please, help me?



A do-do-do-do doo a do-do waa do-do-we-oh



I'm kind of a wierdo


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