What would Brian Boitano if was here right now

He'd make a plan and he'd follow throgh, that's what Brian Boitano would do

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, skatin' for the gold

He did two sow cows and a triple flux while wearing a blind fold

When Brian Boitano was in the alps, fighting crisly bears

He used his magic fire breath and saved the maidens fair



So what would Brian Boitano do if were here today

I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what brian boitano'd do



Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me

it has stunded my vocabulary

Kyle: And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone

Stan: For Wendy I'll be an activist too, cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do



When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010

He fought the Evil robot king and the human race again

When Brian Boitano buit the piramids, he beat up Kublans Kan

Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody



So let's get the kids together, for we to stop our moms

And we'll save terrance and Philip too, cuz that's what Brian Boitano do