You want me to be your friend

Stick by you through thick or thin



What's in it for me

What's in it for me?



You'd like me to deal you in

Hold your hand right to the end



What's in it for me

What's in it for me?



You want me to be your friend

You want me and you want him

This ain't for me

This ain't for me



You want someone you can trust

You want love , you don't want much



What's in it for me

What's in it for me



You want my name on the line

I don't feel that way inclined



What's in it for me

What's in it for me?



You want me to be your friend

You want me and you want him

This ain't for me

This ain't for me.