What the hell is wrong with me? Im not

Who I want to be

I tired spot cream an I tried it all Im crawling up the wall!



Whats my name naaaame...naaaame....naaaame....



I tried to join a ping-pong club, sign on the door said all full up!

I got nicked, fighting in the road an the judge didnt even know



Whats my name



Dad go pissed so I got clocked

Couldnt hear the tannoy so he lost the lot

Offers mum a bribe through the letter box

Drives you fucking mad



Whats my name



Now Im round the back of your house at night

Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight?

I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip

An you wont know who came



Whats my name