Written by: strummerjoneslevene



What the hell is wrong with me?

I'm not who i want to be

I tried spot cream an' i tried it all i'm crawling up the wall!



What's my name naaaame...naaaame....naaaame....



I tried to join a ping-pong club,

Sign on the door said all full up!

I got nicked, fighting in the road

An' the judge didn't even know



What's my name



Dad got pissed so i got clocked

Couldn't hear the tannoy so he lost the lot

Offers mum a bribe through the letter box

Drives you fucking mad



What's my name



Now i'm round the back of your house at night

Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight?

I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip

An' you won't know who came



What's my name