Earthquake in New York City,

the Chrysler Building fell in my yard

But when the shit hits the fan,

I think I'll have to make my way

back to Sunset Boulevard

The IRA has just hit London,

they blew up half of Scotland Yard

But when the shit hits the fan,

I guess I'll try to make my way

back to Sunset Boulevard

Cruisin' down a mountain highway,

someone's cut the brakes on my car

But when the shit hits the fan,

I know I have to get my ass

back to Sunset Boulevard