(Phillips, Lee)

He used to be a star of the stage and screen

but now he only sees half of everything

a funny little man with straight black hair

he lost it in an accident but he doesn't care

So, Where'd his eye go

I don't know

Where did his eye go

I don't know

But nothing can stop him now

I saw him last night on the telethon

he's doing candyman with his glasses on

and then I saw him sing what kind of fool am I

he whipped off his glasses and I looked at his
eye

But, Where'd his eye go

I don't know

Where did his eye go

I don't know

But nothing can stop him now

(Break)

We really love that boy

he's brought us so much joy

he even used to be a goy

but things are different now

and I'm still wonderin how

He'll keep an eye out for me now and then

but does he see in 3D

Where did his eye go

Is it lookin at me

He used to be a star of the stage and screen

but now he only sees half of everything

a funny little man with straight black hair

he lost it in an accident but he doesn't care