Get my lips to a bottle every once in a while

Now everything’s crazy, I got a great big smile

But the question I’m asking

Where did my legs go?



Vision doubling and trembling, I’m getting dizzy with light

I got the laziest feeling, I’m feeling all right

But the question I’m asking

Where did my legs go?



Will you pour me another, 'cause I feel like a king

If I tried to go walking it would be a good thing

But the question I’m asking

Where did my legs go?



I’m a lunatic whino, I’m a talking machine

I’m wide awake sleeping, is it really a dream?

But if it isn’t a dream then

Where did my legs go