Transcribed from the 200th Anniversary Show episode







Making your way in the world today



Takes everything you've got;



Taking a break from all your worries



Sure would help a lot.



Wouldn't you like to get away?







All those night when you've got no lights,



The check is in the mail;



And your little angel



Hung the cat up by it's tail;



And your third fiance didn't show;







Sometimes you want to go



Where everybody knows your name,



And they're always glad you came;



You want to be where you can see,



Our troubles are all the same;



You want to be where everybody knows your name.







Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;



The morning's looking bright;



And your shrink ran off to Europe,



And didn't even write;



And your husband wants to be a girl;







Be glad there's one place in the world



Where everybody knows your name,



And they're always glad you came;



You want to go where people know,



People are all the same;



You want to go where everybody knows your name.







Where everybody knows your name,



And they're always glad you came;



Where everybody knows your name,



And they're always glad you came;



(fade out)