Somewhere some girl is crazy

And some boy's half out of his head

Somewhere somebody's fearless

And someone won't wind up dead

Somewhere two hearts are pounding

And they don't care what's correct

Somewhere somebody's fallin' in love

Without a background check...



Son, I'm Mr P.C.

Beleive you and me

I'm the ultimate king of correct

And if you wanna make it

You gotta make her take it

As a sign of your deep respect

If you're gonna do it

You gotta see through it

To the heavenly trust that it is

Then you can call her a slut

And you can call her a slave

Just remember to call her Miss...



Where the rubber meets the road

Welcome to protection mode

Used to be sex was a fine hello

Now the rubber meets the road



Ya say "Girl, you're a beauty

But I'm no beast

I got a little contract right here

See, you can slam on the brakes

Anytime you got the stick

Even if we're in fourth gear"

Cop in the front seat

Lawyer in the back seat

Gettin' it on videotape

Got a shrink in the bed

Lord, sittin' on the headboard

Swearin' that we both got raped...



Where the rubber meets the road

Welcome to protection mode

Used to be sex was a fine hello

Now the rubber meets the road

Where the rubber meets the road

Boy meets Girl then watch it explode

Yes means no means yes means no

Where the rubber meets the road!



Somewhere some girl is crazy

And some boy's half out of his head

Somewhere somebody's fearless

And someone won't wind up dead

Somewhere two hearts are pounding

And they don't care what's correct

Somewhere somebody's fallin' in lo