Go to sleep little baby

Before the boogie man gets you

When you'll awake,

We'll pat a little cake

And ride the pretty little pony...



(spoken)

Shhh...uhuhuh...

It's OK

Ahhh...You so cute...you little wookie wookie wookie wookie

Was it my singin???

You look so much like your daddy

Ha ha

Who's your daddy?

No I'm just kiddin'

I love you so very much

You want..

Uh come here to me...

OOOH...

(sniffs)

Shooo...I think it's time for you to change your little bitty diaper

That little boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie

I love you so much...but I wish you would just quit crying.



Well I'm sittin here rockin our cute little baby

Tell me why you just won't stop cryin'

My little souvenir from Dollywood last Valentine's



Yeah I burped you twice sounded good

Did everything a father should

Read Barney and nursery rhymes

I guess your momma needs a girls night out every once in a while



I put on a brand new diaper baby

Huh huh don't you wet it

Everything was going just fine

Till's you threw up on me when I fed ya



Where's your mommy

I'm going crazy

Call up a buddy

I need a friend

Cause I'm a new dad

Who don't know what to do

When a tummy starts to rumblin

Your diaper's droopin'

You won't stop poopin'

Now I have stood all I can stand

Where's your mommy little baby

You've got a dummy for a dad...



(spoken)

Shhh come on what's wrong with you

Your tummy tummy tummy hurt you

Little pookie pookie pookie pookie

Quit cryin' please...



Well...you're still up past your bedtime baby

Huh huh...ain't cha...Now I've about had it

I never knew what your momma went through

But I do now and I know

UH

I'm no good at it



Where's your mommy

I'm going crazy

How'd you get muddy?

Where have you been?

It's that dang doggie door

That you keep crawlin through

I'll have to nail that thing shut again

You sure are screamin'

You must be teethin

I want your bottle

I burned my hand

Where's your mommy little baby

You've got a dummy for a dad...



Here comes your mommy little baby

And your daddy sure is glad...




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