You're into fashion

Oh, yeah, but I'm into jeans

You're into martinis

But I'm into pop machines



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You love romantic nights

But honey, love and satin sheets just ain't for me

'Cause you know what I love

I love, you love, we love whipped cream-whipped cream

I want, you want, we want whipped cream-squire me, baby!

I love, you love, we love whipped cream-whipped cream



You're into sports cars

Oh, yeah, but I'd rather drive a truck

You'd rather make love

Oh, yeah, but I'd rather...



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"Like, ya wanna come over and meet my parents?"

"Like, ya wanna see my ready whip?"

"I think I had that in my hot chocolate once."

"I'd like to see a picture of that."



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