This is a song about the White Hen Decapitator

Killed his co-worker with a chef knife they used in the store

And for some reason he cut off his co-workers head

Took a price gun and stamped it like a loaf of bread



White Hen Decapitator - He cut off his co-workers head

White Hen Decapitator - With a knife that they made sandwiches

White Hen Decapitator - Then he ran out of the door

White Hen Decapitator - Of the Burnham Illinois store



When the customers came in they couldn't believe their eyes

Because waiting for them on the shelf was a big surprise

A head with a price tag and something carved on the forehead

Then the police caught him a few blocks away as he fled



White Hen Decapitator - He cut off his co-workers head

White Hen Decapitator - With a knife that they made sandwiches

White Hen Decapitator - Then he ran out of the door

White Hen Decapitator - Of the Burnham Illinois store