One pill makes you larger, and

One pill makes you small, and the

Ones that mother gives you

Don't do anything at all.

Go ask Alice,

When she's ten feet tall.



And If you go chasing rabbits, and

You know you're going to fall, tell 'em

A hookah-smoking caterpillar

Has given you the call.

Call Alice,

When she was just small.



When the men on the chessboard

Get up and tell you where to go

And you've just had some kind of mushroom

And your mind is moving slow

Go ask Alice,

I think she'll know.



When logic and proportion have

Fallen sloppy dead, and

The white knight's talking backwards, and

The red queen's "off with her head!"

Remember what the dormouse said:

"FEED YOUR HEEEEEEAAAAAD!"

"FEED YOUR HEEEEEEAAAAAD!"