Who got the goodies?

Scabs do!

Who always sport the woodies?

Scabs do!

So why you wanna settle for a snack?

When you can have the whole buffet



There's a brand new dance that I learned from Juanita

It ain't the huckleberry stomp it ain't the gaffed benita

It's a brand new dance called the turkey smerf

It'll tighten your turf it's gonna conquer your earth



Who got the goodies?

Scabs do!

Who always got the pudding?

Scabs do!

So why you wanna settle for a snack?

When you can have the whole buffet