My life is a disaster...

A sea of endless pain.



A picnic promising the sun,

But giving only rain.



Solisten to my tale of woe,

Before we bid adieu.



It's why my heart is heavy,

It's why I am so blue.



(customers cry)



*Little Joe* Peanuts! Get yer hot roasted peanuts!

*customer* Over here. I'll take one!



*Miss Kitty continues* Life is a joke. A triffle. A folly!

Even my dog is a melon-collie!



My happy days are through.

That'z why I'm so blue.

That'z why I'm bl-



*Little Joe* Peanuts! Get yer hot roasted Peanuts!

Get 'em while their hot!



*Miss Kitty continues* I'm Through!



*Little Joe* Boy, that song's getting shorter every week.