She hates my mama

She hates my daddy too

She love to tell me

How much she hates the things I do

She love to lie beside me almost every night

She's no lady, She's my wife



The preacher asked her

And she said I do

The preacher asked me

And she said yes he does too

The preacher said I now pronounce you 99 to the life

She's no lady, she's your wife



And I can't remember

How I met her

It's like she's always been a-hanging off my arm

And I can't remember

How I ever

Thought I couldn't live without a woman's charm



And even though

She likes to smell a Frnch perfume

And even though

She walks around in high-heel shoes

All I know

Is I'm the one who pays the price

She's no lady, she's my wife