May I have your attention please.

May I have your attention please.



Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut up

I repeat

Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut up.

We're gonna have a problem here.



Ya'll act like you've never heard a white person before.

His rhymes heard before.

Punkage trying to be hard core. (yo wassup!)

Well Marshal Mathers is back worse than before,

making a snore, whining in the microphone.

It's the return of the oh wait, no wait!

You're a fool.

You didn't pay money for this cd, did you?

And Dr. Dre did, everything you idiot,

without Dre's beep ass you're as good as dead.

The world's hot enough withoput eminem.

chicki chicki even his girlfriend's cheating on him.

look at him,walking around.

living off dre, acting so cool,

but he's really kind of weak tho.

little twit blasted me on his new cd.

why?

cuz i turned him down for a date hehe.

as for the question of who came first was it carson daly or was it fred durst?

sorry slim but this is gonna hurt,

they both came closer than you ever will jerk.

you're song is on my nerves.

you're song is on my nerves!

you're kinda lucky cuz you got more faith than you deserve.

that is the message i deliver to little kids.

you can become famous and never know what talent is!

of course they're gonna like you! of course they do!

you're like a cartoon version of ricky schroder on silver spoons.

You ain't nothing but a product patched to be boughta,

ya know, a year from now,

you won't even be thought of.

so you're about dead animals and cannibals and some

day you'll stop dating dogs and start dating higher mammals.

And there's a million women just like me who think like me

and who can see that slim shady is just a boy dealing with puberty.

so if you agree scream loudly with me!



You're slim shady yes you're the real shady

you sound like peter brady you get quite irritating so

won't the real slim shady please shut up, please shut up!

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