Ok class, um, please settle down now,

I'd like to introduce our new student

uhh, uhh Willy Bubba, Willy is from Kentucky, welcome Willy, uh,

I'll be your teacher, my name is Ms. Felby



[1st Verse- Violent J]

Well I flopped out of school but I still hang in the halls

So there I was, you'll never guess what I saw

Maybe a chicken, I thought it was a duck

But it was a redneck fuck, so I walked up

"Hey Willy Bubba, hubba-bubba-lubba

My names Violent J, but my homies call me chicken plucker

I been down with the clown since day one, it's day two

I guess I got some plucking to do

In these parts, we tie you to the desk

And all line up and take blows to your chest (punch)

Fists to your chin (punch), kicks to your head (punch)

Last year we killed a kid dead (HAHHH!! oh, my fault...)

Walked in the school, there's hay in the hallway

Leading to your locker, walk up 'n sock ya

Then bounce your head around the class room and act nutty

The teacher walks, and asked everybody (body, body..)



[Chorus x2]

Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass? (I DID!)

Did you do it right here in the class? (SHO' DID!)

Did you punch him in the face, did you slap him in the mouth

Did you kick him in the forehead (YUP, YUP!)



(Nice to get back with a high school crowd where your alive)



[2nd Verse - Shaggy 2 Dope]

Willy Willy Bubba hubba lubba dubba dilly

Tell me why you talk so silly, bitch

You sound like you come from the land of the bigots

Jolly old Dickens, the land of the chickens

I guess you're in season, I'm packing me a .44

Barrels to your head and blow your face out your asshole

POWWW, bitch! I'm Shaggy2Dope

I'm coming for your kin folk, you get your chin broke

And do