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Well I bought it up

Brought Windows home and tried to boot it up

But when I load it up

It says my memory is not enough ...



I've been running out

I need Some Extra RAM to fix me up ...

I have to cough it up

Open my wallet up, it never stops, never stops, never stope, never stops



Its Windows 95

It's sucking up my drive

It makes a Pentium fly

But my PC is obsolete

I'll have to buy myself a brand new machine .... (ring it up)



Just stick me up

You suck me in then you got me hooked .... you got me, you got me



There's so much stuff to buy

I need a new hard drive

I'ts gonna suck me dry



My 386

Don't have the speed

It takes an hour just to bring up the screen ... (na neeana)



Oh no ... I 'm making software buys.

Woow ... It's making Bill Gates cum...

Yo Yo ... your making a rich man cum....