Written by brian vander ark and adam schlesinger



Well could you go any slower you're such a church goer

Got the home field advantage and all that you can manage

Is to stay home drinking the thought of it is bringing me down

Could you go any faster the night is a disaster

Cause you call with little warning gotta work in the morning

With a head that's ringing the thought of it is bringing me down

We've come this far and the worst case scenario

We're back in the car and cranking up the stereo

You're a wonderful waste memory erased easily replaced

You're a wonderful waste of time

You're a slap on the wrist, you'll hardly be missed give me one more kiss

You're a wonderful waste of time



It's ten years later you're still a fornicator

Got the home field advantage all that kids that you can manage

And your trunk of returnables is weighing your convertible down

Could you go any slower you're such a church goer

Cause you call with little warning gotta work in the morning

With a phone that's ringing and the thought of it is bringing me down



We've come this far and the worst case scenario

We're back in the car and cranking up the stereo

You're a wonderful waste memory erased easily replaced

You're a wonderful waste of time

You're a slap on the wrist, you'll hardly be missed give me one more kiss

You're a wonderful waste of time



And all you can manage the home field advantage

As long as you're willing to pay for the damage

We've come this far and the worst case scenario

We're back in the car and cranking up the stereo

You're a wonderful waste memory erased easily replaced

You're a wonderful waste of time

You're a slap on the wrist, you'll hardly be missed give me one more kiss

You're a wonderful waste of time


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