I had the fever I had the chills

I knew I needed some little red pills

I went to the doctor and said I have the chills

What do you have to cure my ills



The d o c said Ive a got a lot

I could even prescribe a bag of pot

But I think youll find one drug the best

I recommend you put it to the test



So I said what the hey

Give me the drug and do it today

Ill take what ever you tell me to

Just to rid myself of this stupid flu



So he gave me a bottle with a little label

And I took the pills while watching cable

I didnt read the instructions I didnt care

But the next day I started losing my hair



My teeth fell out and I got kinda scared

I lost so much skin that my bones were bared

I got freaked out and I didnt know

If I would ever again bust a funky phat flow



I tried to find the bottle but it was gone

The trashman took it in the early dawn

So I called up the doc and I told him my prob

And he said Im busy eating corn on the cob



I dont have time to deal with you

And I think that you fully knew

The dangers that were at risk

Then for good measure he added tisk tisk



I said yo doc thats all well and good

But I did not do what I should

I know I messed up but please forgive me

Now it burns badly when I pee



My hair is gone my teeth are too

And this case of diahrea has got me blue

Im really super sorry that I didnt read the label

But the pain Im in it isnt no fable

Id do anything in the world to be bedda

Id even down a can of fake chedda

Id wash your car ten thousand times

And include you in all of my rhymes



Id run ten miles in a sweltering heat

And cuss at the teacher until I was beat

Id spin on my head for five rotations