peace to Thirston Howl, A.L. and Wordsworth

My mother smoked crack I had a premature birth

I'm just a nerd cursed with badly disturbed nerves

Who wanna be the one to step up and get served first

Ninety nine percent of aliens prefer Earth

Come here to rule the planet, storm on your turf

I hid a secret message inside of a word search

With smeared letters, runnin together and blurred spurts

Hang with male shovenest pigs and perverts

Who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts

Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerbers

My first words were bleep bleep and curse curse

Never had shit and I still don't deserve dirt

My breath still stinks, and I'm on my third cert

Digging out my stitches, and hollering nurse nurse

You said this shot would numb me this shit just hurts worse

When tha worst comes to worst

My peoples come first

When tha worst comes to worst

My peoples come first

When tha worst comes to worst

My peoples come first

When tha worst comes to worst

My peoples come first



I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)

Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to

The only key that I see to defeat you

would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you

and force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe

I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse

you'll think I pulled the fuckin ground out from underneath you

(Bitch!) I ain't no fuckin G, I'm a cannibal

I ain't tryin to shoot you,

I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you

Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass

and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress

Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)

Fuck the planet, until it spins on a broken axis-ac