(Steve Goodman)

Would you like to learn to dance?

Well I can show you how

Gotta book here, all you need to know

We can draw the Arthur Murray patterns right here on the floor.

All ya have to do is follow.

And then we'll dance around the room a while

You can lead now if you want to, I don't mind.

Nothin' I wouldn't do to see your smile

Go dancin' 'cross your face in perfect time

Go dancin' 'cross your face in perfect time.



Would you like to learn to sing?

Well I can teach you how

Here's an old tune that's good for a start

I can sing all the high parts if I really try

And you can play along on your guitar

And we'll sing together for a little while

Let the harmonies go ringin' in your mind

And we sing so much better when we sing with a smile

All the notes come out so sweet and high.

All the notes come out so sweet and high.



Would you like to learn to love?

Well, that's somethin' else again

I can show you how to sing and how to dance

I have no keys to open your heart

And no way I can make you take the chance.

And so we'll dance around the room again

And we'll sing a tune or two to pass the time

And smile a while and by the time the dance is through

There might be some love for us to find

There might be some love for you and me to find.