Twas the night before Christmas

when all through the house

Everybody was stoned

even the mouse



Man from the courthouse

and me from jail

I just settled down

to get a piece of her tail



When all of a sudden

I heard such a clatter

I tripped on my dick

and busted my bladder!!



I went downstairs

and what did i see?!

A fat little red fagget

hangin from a tree



He stuffed the stockings

with reefers and beer

And a big fat hairy dick

for the family queer



That's the end of my story

Funny wasn't it, ya see?



She didn't even...



She didn't see my thing behind ya

leave ya for this private eye

I was there to give'em near to my

zima zima mommy fah

I'm gonna say this

hope it don't offend ya

came to the grizma

give'em a taste of me

give'em a little excitement to the damn monkey

your monkey can stay with me

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhh



Chevy took my brain

same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day

he will never zima zima

never never not that day

I'm really sick of all this excitement

yeah, but he thinks he's better than me

uma zooma nooga dunga

you can suck my dick all day

one, two, three, four

Santa can suck my dick all day