Tell me, tell me that

Tell me, tell me that

Tell me, tell me that

Can I look into your eyes ?

Can't ya hear me say ?



Tell me, tell me that

Can I dance between your thighs

Can't ya hear me say ?



Oh oh oh oh,

Tell me yeah yeah yeah

Oh oh oh oh,

Tell me yeah yeah yeah



Tell me, tell me that

Tell me, tell me that

Tell me, tell me that

Can I twist and pull your hair ?

Can't ya hear me say ?



Tell me, tell me that

Can I carry you upstairs ?

Can't ya hear me say ?



I know I ain't a Romeo

I know you got no place to go

I need your love

I want my share



Well nuh-uh, and no-no-no

Tell me uh-huh, and yeah yeah yeah



Oh oh oh oh,

Tell me yeah yeah yeah

Oh oh oh oh,

Tell me yeah yeah yeah



sssssshhhhhh......



(imitating Elmer Fudd)

Be ve-e-ewy v-e-eewy qwiet...

It's woman season

I'm woman huntin

hahahahahahahaha



Every time I go woman huntin

It always seems to blow up in my face



See, I don't always get the things I want

But a sweet, kind, loving, forgiving, understanding,

beautiful, rich, c*ck-sucking nymphomaniac

would be nice every now and then !



Hey, I'm a nice guy

I bathe

Sure I got blue balls, so what

Doesn't make me a bad person

Oh you know this ?



One example,

The girl that walked out on me on New Year's Eve

Well she came back last night and she said

"I don't have to go home tonight"

I said "alright"



So once again,

I go out and I buy a case of cold, cold Heinekin

And I had it out in the van, it was the big bottle,

Not the little bottle, the big bottle of Jack Daniels

-ac