He had the change done at the shop -- earlobes for cocks

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He had his balls thrown over the top, like a mop of hair

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He had his buttocks transferred to his cheeks on his face

April, April doom

Because then where would the poop come out of?

His mouth

Well, he decided he wanted a vagina down south

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Where his belly button once stood, now stood a cock

With a mouth at the end that ate the food

Oh, well, what a peculiar guest he was at summer swimming parties

What with the nipples protruding from his eyelids

And, of course, beneath his chin the penis

And on his knees the sacks, he had two put there

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And Jester Wally Jew-Boy

Navel-eyed Jack, Wiglet Bill

You've had your fill of transplants, please

You wish you could change back at will, but...

Tits coming off the back side -- 69 to be exact

I thought it was pretty many, but you be the judge

April Dick

Well, he became a woman, then a man

Then a dog, then a sheep

Then a man, then a god

He had all put on his body --