Intro

[Pee MD]

You Gots to Chill...

Verse 1

[E Double E]

Relax your mind let your conscience be free

And get down to the sounds of EPMD

Oh you should keep quiet while the MC rap

But if you're tired then go take a nap

Or stay awake and watch the show I take

Because right now I'm 'bout to shake'n'bake

The E R I C K is my name I spell

Things to the clientele yo I rock well

I'm not an MC who' talkin' all that junk

About who can beat who, soundin' like a punk

I just get down and I go for mine

Say "Check 1-2" and run down a line

[Pee MD]

To the average MC I'm known as The Terminator

Funky beat maker, new jack exterminator

Destroyin' a ploy when your rhymes are not void

Never sweatin' your girl (Why P?) Cos she's a skeezoid

When I'm on the scene I always rock the spot

I grab the steel with the crown on the top

In the beginnin' I like to let my rhymes flow

And at twelve I press cruise control

Sit back and relax, let my rhymes tax

Maintain MC's while the Double E macks

Always calm under pressure, no need to act ill

Listen when I tell you boy, you gots to chill...

Verse 2

[E Double E]

I be the personal computer, information on rap

Like the B-I-Z Markie says, I'll make your toes tap

I format the rhymes step by step

Make 'em sound def to maintain my rep

Prepared to come off in case of a diss

Not worried about a thing, cos we can do this

I can turn the party out just by standin' still

Make the ladies scream and shout while the brothers act ill

Take total control of your body and soul

Pack a nine in my pants for when it's time to roll

[Pee MD]

I'm the P-double-E M-D-E-E

And one thing I hate is a bitin' MC

When I enter the party suckers always form a line

Then they ease their way up and try to bite my lines

I did thousands of shows, dissed many faces

And deal with new jacks on a one-to-one basis

But every now and then a sucker MC gets courageous

And like an epidemic it becomes contagious

But never the least they all R.I.P

For all those unaware it means Rest In Peace

Cos M.D stands for Microphone Doctor

And the capital P, capital M, capital D-E-E's no doubt the chief

rocker

Don't like to get ill, but if I have to I kill

So believe me boy, you gots to chill...

Verse 3

[E Double E]

Catch every word I'm sayin', no there's no delayin'

Don't hestitate to motivate the crowd, I'm not playin'

Seeing is believing, you catch my drift?

Don't try to adapt because I'm just too swift

(How swift?) I'm so swift and that's an actual fact

I'm like Zorro, I mark a E on your back

I don't swing on no ropes or no iron cords

The only weapon is my rappin' sword

[Pee MD]

Intimidate MC's with the tone of my vocal drone

When I'm pushin' on the microphone

Cos I'm the funky rhyme maker, MC undertaker

The one who likes to max and relax

And, when it's time, issue diggum-smacks

I keep their hands clappin', fingers snappin', feet tappin'

When it's time to roll Uzi patrol's packin'

The Pee MD, the mic's my only friend

And through the course of the party I kill again and again

So if you're thinkin' 'bout battlin' you better come prepared

Come wit' your shield and your armoured gear

You gots to chill...

Outro

[E Double E] DJ La Boss...

[Pee MD] ...takes no shorts