How I've looked for someone who

Plays up on my heart like you

Tall and dark and handsome and sweet

Someone who would take my heart

Maybe tear my soul apart

See I lay myself at your feet



You would, if you could

You would, and you should

And you would if you could

But I can't!



I'm sure that you can

I know you're a man

And you would if you could

But I shan't!



When you're a bad boy

You go my way

But you're a good boy

And so you say regretfully

You would, if you could

You could, and you should

And you would if you could

Oh it's impossible!



You would, if you could

You would, and you should

And you would if you could

But I don't!

Oh I'm sure that you'd do

Just look at the view

And you would if you could

But I won't!



You're like an apple

On top of the tree

I'd like to shake you

I'd like to see you

Falling for me.



You would, if you could

You could, and you should

And you would if you could-

Oh, Bill,

Oh I wish you would...






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