Your mean one Mr Grinch

You really are a heel

Youre as cuddly as a cactus

Your as charming as an eel

Mr Grinch

Youre a bad banana with a greasy black peel



Your monster Mr Grinch

Your Hearts an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

Youve got garlic in your sole Mr Grinch

I wouldnt touch you with a

39 and a half Foot pole



Youre a vile one Mr Grinch

Youve got termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

Mr Grinch

Given the choice between the both of you Id take the a seasick crocodile



Youre a foul one Mr Grinch

Youre a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your sole is full of skunk

Mr Grinch



The 3 best words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote

Stink, Stank, Stonk



Youre a rooter Mr Grinch

Youre the king of sinful sots

Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with mouldy purple spots

Mr Grinch



Your sole is a appalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of deplorable rubbish

Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots



You nauseate me, Mr Grinch

With a nocuous super nos

Youre a crooked jerky jockey and,

you drive a crooked horse

Mr Grinch



Youre a 3 Decker sour crout and toad stall sandwich

With arsenic source!