You wore out your welcome mat

You used to be the cat's meow

You're in the doghouse now

You're such a handsome hound

You'll wind up in the pound

All you can say is bow-wow-wow

You're in the doghouse now

It was grand,

yes, it was swell,

But you bit the hand

That fed you so well

I hate a dog who begs

With his tail between his legs

Find a new place to bum your chow

Who's in the doghouse now?

On the town,

Out on the trail,

Don't come 'round

Go chase your own tail

I heard from Socrates,

"Sleep with dog,

Wake up with fleas."

I never liked you anyhow

You're in the doghouse now

You're in the doghouse now

You're in the doghouse now

Down, boy.