Who had the girls turning hand-springs

Crazy to love him, claimed he

Who could so misunderstand things

You're lookin' at me



Who was so sure of his conquest

Sure as a human could be

Who wound up losing the contest

You're lookin' at me, you're looking at me



Where is that boy

Who was certain his charms couldn't fail

Where is that boy

Who believed every word of this ridiculous tail



Who was so childishly flattered

Thought he'd swept her off her feet

Who woke to find his dream shattered

Might I repea-eat, might I repeat

For-or you needn't strain your eyes

To see what I want you to see

That's right, you're looking at me



Where is that boy

Who was certain his charms couldn't fail

Where is that boy

Who believed every word of this ridiculous tail



Who was so childishly flattered

Thought he'd swept her off her feet

Who woke to find his dream shattered

Might I repeat, might I repeat

For-or you needn't strain your eyes

To see what I want you to see

That's right, you're looking at me-ee...