You walked in to the party

Like you were walkin' onto a yacht

Your hat strategically dipped below one eye

Your scarf it was apricot

You had one eye in the mirror

As you watched yourself gavotte

And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner

They'd be your partner, and



You're so vain - you prob'ly think this song is about you

You're so-o vain - I bet you think this song is about you

Don't you, don't you?



You had me several years ago

When I was still quite naive

You said we made such a pretty pair

And that you would never leave

But you gave away the things you loved

And one of them was me

I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee

Clouds in my coffee, and



You're so vain - you prob'ly think this song is about you

You're so-o vain - I bet you think this song is about you

Don't you, don't you?



Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga

And your horse naturally won

Then you flew your lear jet up to Nova Scotia

To see the total eclipse of the sun

Well, you're where you should be all the time

And when you're not, you're with

Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend

The wi-ife of a close friend, and



You're so vain - you prob'ly think this song is about you

You're so-o vain - I bet you think this song is about you

Don't you, don't you?

You're so vain - you're so vain - you're so vain - you're so vain (fade)