You?re the Top! You?re the colosseum,

You?re the Top! You?re the louve museum,

You?re a melody from a symphony, by Strauss,

You?re a Bandle bonnet, a Shakspeare sonnet,

You?re Mickey mouse.

You?re the Nile,You?re the Tow?r of Pisa,

You?re the smile on the Mona Lisa;

I?m a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,

But if Baby, I?m the bottom,

You?re the top!