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On Valentine's Day I was lost and lonely

Baby I was running out of gas

I said to myself I need an ace in the hole

And baby I need it fast

I put off all the shit I was about to do

And sat down with a notebook

And a can of Mountain Dew

More caffeine than any other soda

I know cause I read it in USA Today

Baby I'm good and I'm getting better

I sat down and wrote you a long long letter



I know when you get it

Baby yr gonna love me

I know when you get it

Baby yr gonna love me



Walking through central Washington City

Swinging a wrecking ball

Washington Monument Lincoln Momument

Baby I destroy them all

Knocking over buildings at my will

Tearing down Capitol Hill

That's a place where a bill becomes a law

I know cause I saw it on Schoolhouse Rock

Sorry Congressman to bust your bubble

Gonna smash this place to a pile of rubble



You know when I do it

Baby yr gonna love me

You know when I do it

Baby yr gonna love me