Well I can hear him snorin' over the phone

Leaves boring messages on my machine

He's talkin' to me but there's nobody home

He don't go mano think's that is obscene

You're a zero on my rock-o-meter

You wanna get hot, go turn on a heater

Let's go 6-5-0

Yeah yeah baby, you're a zero

Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero

You're always drinkin beer-o

You look just like a gyro

You're a zero baby just a zero

He wants to check it check it check it out with me

He's never even been to Valley Faire

Sorry baby cause I'm too busy

His mom writes his name on his underwear

Yeah yeah baby, you're a zero

Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero

You're always drinkin beer-o

You look just like a gyro

You're a zero baby just a zero

Yeah yeah baby, you're a zero

Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero

You're always drinkin beer-o

You look like Bob DeNiro

You're a zero baby just a zero

Yeah yeah baby you're a zero