well i had myself a girlfriend

for almost two whole years

we had ourselves no secrets

we had no fears

there was nothin we wouldn't do

when we were in the sack

she'd even pop a zit on my back

one night i was out a-cheatin'

after i'd had a few

she caught me red handed

and said "we're through"

boo-hoo

now she got a new boyfriend

it nearly gave me a heart attack

cause who's gonna pop this zit on my back?

well i got a pimple and i don't know why

it keeps growin' in the same place

i can't reach it with my left or right hand

i wish it was on my face

it's four days old and it hurts so bad

but it's ready for a squeeze

won't somebody pop it for me please?

i'll give you ten dollars

if you're a girl in this lonely world

and you're lookin' for a guy

i'll never cheat again, i promise

that's no lie

there's only one thing i ask of you,

could we name our first child zach?

oh, one more thing,

please pop this zit on my back

(i'm dyin' here!)

a pimple-ay-hee

a pop-a-doodle-e-doo

squirt-heedle-e-hoo

well i'm sittin' alone

by the phone

and no one seems to call

i try to scrape my zit off

on the kitchen wall

well that don't work

so i look around

and find a big shiny thumb tack

put it on the floor, layed down,

popped the zit on my back.

(yeah... rock steady man