I:
No, foaie verde si-un dudau
Ping, pong, ping, pong
Eu mi-s fiu de ninjalau
M-a batat aseara mama
Ping, pong, ping, pong
C-am taiat porcu' cu lama
(C-a taiat porcu' cu lama).

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Hha-hha-hhaaa
Hha, si trompetzichele
Ping, pong, bai boule bai !
Hha-hha-hhaaa
Si iarasi trompetzichele
Ping, pong, bai boule bai !

II:
Asta-noapte mama soacra
Ping, pong, ping, pong
Mi-a furat din sura vaca
Eu de draci mananc pamantul
Ping, pong, ping, pong
Mama ia lu' soacra gatu'.

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III:
Peste drum am un vecin
Ping, pong, ping, pong
Si e fiu de shaolin
La invata tacso' karate
Ping, pong, ping, pong
Si vrea s-o facem parte in parte.

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IV:
No, tatal meu ma enerveaza
Ping, pong, ping, pong
Sta si bea si nu lucreaza
Acum urla si se indoie
Ping, pong, ping, pong
Ca i-am tras un sut in...
Ping, pong, bai boule bai !

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