have you heard a single word ive said?

time to brush the crumbs out of your bed

do i want a life of leisure?

what the hell is wrong with me?

first a tremor,then a seizure

middle aged lobotomy

unrepentant scofflaw on the lam

layin waste to all the best laid plans

i swear the gingkos working in reverse



C is for the casanova

Us unglued and never over

N is for the noose you knotted

T is for the tears i blotted



C is carbon tetrachloride

U stands for im standing upright

N is not for non infectious

Ts translating little lectures



erect the barricade - and call off the crusade



dont you point that thing at me

theres no such thing as gravity



i gave you a mountain

you gave me pain,but...

why are the pretty ones always insane?



C is for contamination

Undergoing litigation

N is never never land and

T is for the tramp i am



Cs committing cunnilingus

U unless the odor lingers

N is no assembly needed

T is for the truth mistreated



look at all the ugly people

diggin holes to pass the time

semi spastic weak and feeble

never ending pantomime



you come equipped and be prepared

a roll of duct tape,a cattle prod and a polygraph machine



C is for the crumbs you throw me

U is you dont even know me

N is not for understanding

T is trust thats too demanding



C is for the country teaser look at all the ugly people

U is upright in your freezer fillin holes to pass the time

N is for the end of meaning non elastic weak and feeble

T is in the tower leaning never ending pan