Here's a new dance that you all can do

Baby, baby, what's he gonna do?

Sit back and relax 'cos it's good for you

Baby, baby, what's he gonna do?

what's he gonna say?

He's takin' my breath away

Well if you're tired of doing the Boogaloo

And you're afraid of doing the Swim

'Cos you think you will drown

In the noise of the record

And the klutz on the floor

He ain't there anymore

'Cos all you wanna do

Is be alone at the bar

All you wanna do is be alone at the bar

You wanna drown in your cocktail

You wanna leave with the laundry

If your mind is trippin'

But your disc is slippin'

Here's what you gotta do -

Nothing

In any tempo and any rhythm

C'mon Mac do the sacro-iliac

C'mon back do the sacro-iliac

I said c'mon back do the sacro-iliac

Well it's easy

Here's the new dance that you 'll wanna do

So easy

Don't want to annoy ya with my paranoia

Now I'm doing the dance that is good for me

Baby, baby, what's it gonna be?

I ain't no Astaire, but I've a right to be

Baby, baby, when's he gonna learn?

Where's he gonna stay?

He's taken my breath away

Well I'm bored with the beat of the Shing-a-ling

And the Lindy is leaving me cold

'Cos I've never been freaky or funky or laid back

And the lush on the floor

Isn't me anymore

And I never ever wanna be alone

At the bar

Never ever wanna be alone at the bar

So C'mon Mac do the sacro-iliac

C'mon back do the sacro-iliac

Won't you c'mon back do the sacro-iliac

C'mon back do the sacro-iliac

Won't you come on back do the sacro-iliac