Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this



Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks



Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any fucking time. Any fucking day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.



Fret for your figure and

Fret for your latte and

Fret for your lawsuit and

Fret for your hairpiece and

Fret for your prozac and

Fret for your pilot and

Fret for your contract and

Fret for your car.



It's a

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks



Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any fucking time. Any fucking day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.



Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.



Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will cuz

I sure could use a vacation from this



Silly shit, stupid shit...



One great big festering neon distraction,

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.



Learn to swim.



Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.



Learn to swim.



Fuck L Ron Hubbard and

Fuck all his clones.

Fuck all those gun-toting

Hip gangster wannabes.



Learn to swim.



Fuck retro anything.

Fuck your tattoos.

Fuck all you junkies and

Fuck your short memory.



Learn to swim.-aca