I hate the way you talk to me,

and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car,

I hate it when you stare.



I hate your big dumb combat boots

and the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick,

it even makes me rhyme.



I hate the way youre always right,

I hate y...I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh,

even worse when you make me cry.



I hate it when youre not around,

and the fact that you didnt call.

But mostly I hate the way I dont hate you,

not even close

not even a little bit,

not even at all.