I'm a marinade

Of what's hot this summer

I'm an early comer

Bought a Gulf War Hummer



Every fad, I feel its force

Every trend, I do endorse

Got my genomes mapping

Caught my smart dog napping



I'm charging up the new, new thing

(I'm riffing on the new, new thing)

I'm answering a customized ring

I'm starting from the place you stop

I'm packing for an ego trip...hop



Stop the scam

You day traders in a traffic jam

Can the craze

All you players outta plays

Fight the man

All you suckers for a better brand

They got us livin' off the fad o' the land



Get your pager on

'Cause you know my number

I'm a wireless wonder

Got thumbs of thunder



Soul daddies in a fire wire tumble dryer

Soul mamas broke the breaker

Soul children packin' Prozac pacifiers

Get your plug-in

We all need to plug into our Maker