here comes willy, he thinks he's a car.

he's not all there

he's all arms and legs flailing in the air

wave to him and he beeps back

he throws it into overdrive

you can eat his dust



(ch)

willy the car, he can really move

he's got something bad under his hood

step of the curb, he'll run you down



willy the car, he's a bad mother fucker

he'll race you, your sister and your brother

only one thing gonna slow him down

he's the fastest man in town



there's willy again making his crazy sounds

i saw him ten blocks away

and he beat me home

no one knows his secret and no one asks

'cause willy the car will kick your ass