Have you been feelin' like a laim?

Have you been plaid by bitch?

Do niggas mass up at tou when you come around?

Does your car

straight bustin' out with flat tires every day?

If you 've been havin'

these contractions dial 1-900-I'm-off-mymuthafuckin'square.

And we'll

come and beat your muthafuckin ass for fallin out.

Thank you for your

punkass time.

Sincerely,

Flict nigga.