Barry John was the king of Rugby Union

He was fast and agile and extremely good-looking

All you'd see would be a flash of red

Wales were best, 'cause he used his head

And knew exactly when to stop

And he retired when he was on top

Barry is my cousin, twice removed

And that's not easy to disprove

I talk about it when I go out

When people don't listen, then I start to shout

"Barry John is related to me!

Look!

Barry John is related to me!

Alright!

Not by blood, but still related to me!

Listen!

This is very important to me!"

Woah! Woah...

My friends don't mind if this is true

Because they are all Barry's cousins too