tommy took a walk one day

found himself on west third and broadway

took a cab to midtown, times square

met a girl he knows called tessa there



well she had problems with his personal hygiene

and the coffee he drinks is full of caffeine

she said tommy take a bath for me

you stink, i'll scrub you till you're squeakly clean



tess, he said, i don't understand

how they grow tomatoes in a can

tess, he said, now wait a while

my teeth don't glitter when i smile